“Ageless women” have a few things in common:
#1. Ageless women’s brains are filled with (delightful) but useless information. (The tabloid website DAILY MAIL is their must-read.)
#2. Ageless women defriend jackets with sequined padded shoulders.
#3. Ageless women try to use both thumbs when typing an email or a text.
#4. Ageless women are confident they’re fabulous.
#5. Ageless women do not discuss their gum surgery.