It’s almost Valentine’s Day so of course I remember that first Valentine’s Day with my boyfriend. It was so long ago that I actually cared if I got a gift.
He must have had something in mind because he went to Victoria’s Secret and purchased a ridiculous bra and underwear set. By ridiculous I mean skimpy. And expensive. Lo, I’ve never spent money on my undergarments. I’d rather buy a raincoat but my boyfriend wanted to impress me or seduce me.
Now I had always wanted padded hangers. Padded hangers were expensive. Instead of getting a store credit I decided to trade the underwear for the hangers. It never occurred to me he would find out.
You know how the story ended.