Weather forecast: Thunderstorms. Surely boots are more practical?….
I think it’s rude to wear sunglasses indoors unless your eyes are puffy.
A style “mixologist” is just a fancy name for someone who can’t make up her mind.
Fendi’s Baguette Bag is overpriced. Just buy a baguette.
I cannot write in my pajamas or slippers. I just can’t.
Sunscreen: SkinCeuticals UV Defense 50Hat: Outdoor Research Helios Sun HatWind: Essential for maximum impact for over-sized dress
In the words of style maverick Iris Apfel (Rare Bird of Fashion), I am wearing “everything and the kitchen sink.”
Did my mother tell me to play an instrument or carry an instrument handbag in order to be popular? I must call her.
My philosophy of fashion is very simple: Does it make me smile when I look in the mirror?
These socks are so sick and fabulous.
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